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Mexico!

Foreign Secretary Luis Ernesto Derbez after a couple of solid pulls off the crack pipe shared these words of wisdom.

Shhh...

MEXICO CITY - Mexico's top diplomat suggested Thursday that American soldiers disguised as Mexican troops may have been in the military-style Humvee filmed earlier this week protecting a marijuana shipment on the border.

Well sure, because, that's the real problem here. I don't see any solution other than disbanding the United States army. Sorry Master Gunner, but what'cha gonna do? Ernie says it's bad, it must be bad.

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In addition, while Fox claims to be good personal buddies with President Bush, Fox chose September 11, 2002, to pull out of the 1947 Rio Treaty. The Inter-American Treaty of Reciprocal Assistance, signed by member states of the Organization of American States, pledges each country in the Americas to defend against an attack on any signatory nation. Perhaps it is only coincidence that September 11 was the anniversary of brutal terrorist attacks on U.S. soil.

Oh yeah, they probably hadn't heard of 9-11. That's a common mistake, sure.

Remind me, why haven't we nuked these sons of...

But wait, if you order now you'll receive an unbelievably arrogant pissant neighbor to the south...

In the United Nations, Mexico joined France and Russia in opposing the American position against the Iraqi regime. The United States sought United Nations (UN) approval of meaningful arms inspections and enforcement in Iraq.

Mexico employs “Gulliver” diplomacy toward the United States, according to its former foreign minister, Jorge Castaneda. Last November, as the UN Security Council wrestled with how to deal with Iraq’s floutings, Bloomberg reported how Castaneda “said smaller countries on the United Nation’s [sic] Security Council should tie up the U.S. to bring it in line with their views on issues such as Iraqi arms inspections.”

“I like very much the metaphor of Gulliver, of ensnarling the giant,” Castaneda was
quoted. “Tying it up, with nails, with thread, with 20,000 nets that bog it down; these nets being norms, principles, resolutions, agreements, and bilateral, regional, and international covenants.”

Whew! Good thing they're allies, cuz that be sounding like stupid talk to me. The kind of talk that would normally earn a country a little bombing. Then again, considering our president's illicit love* for our duplicitous neighbor I guess they can get away with anything. it's not like Mr. Bush should put the citizens of this country first, heaven forbid!

I mean, who'd cut the grass then?

(President Bush to Vincente Fox: I wish I knew how to quit you)

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