And Now...Your Daily Moment Of Loco!

Source: newyawker

Regular viewers of “Lou Dobbs Tonight,” on CNN, might be surprised at the venue that Dobbs chose for lunch not long ago: the Grill Room of the Four Seasons, a midtown bastion of the very same political and business “élites” that he denounces daily on his television program. The Four Seasons is the enduring commissary of the Old Guard, where Henry Kissinger waves to the former Citigroup C.E.O. Sandy Weill, there is limo-lock at the side door, and the regulars have their checks sent to the office. Dobbs’s Town Car left him at the door, on East Fifty-second Street, and the restaurant’s co-owner, Julian Nicolini, embraced him that day as warmly as when he welcomed, among others, Stephen Schwarzman, the chairman and C.E.O. of the Blackstone Group; Nelson Peltz, the C.E.O. of Trian Partners; Edgar Bronfman, Sr., the former chairman and C.E.O. of Seagram; and Mortimer Zuckerman, the real-estate developer and publisher of the News. Nicolini led Dobbs to one of five choice banquettes, and Dobbs settled in, looking very much at home.

Oh Jeepers Mr. Peepers! Lou Dobbs hob-nobbin' with the swells? Gosh golly Batman, I guess he really doesn't care about illegal immigration! Lawsy, whatever will I do?

Look, this is a pretty retarded attack here, First, I never assumed Mr. Dobbs lunched on happy meals and collected the action figures. Second, I could give a rats ass whatever it is he may or may not believe, I simply appreciate that he's the only cat on television telling the truth about illegal immigration.

I think he's earned a nice meal out. I hope he enjoyed the hell out of it.

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