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Friday, November 25, 2005

Camp Casey: Grammarians Need Not Apply

I think we all know America's favorite sweetheart is poised to begin stinking up our airwaves again. News organs around the world are salivating over the possibility of some more harmless Bush bashing which is rapidly outpacing pointless police chases and missing blonde cuties as the happening thing to do for enterprising journalists on the go.

However, in this article from the Waco Trib online we learn that the overeducated left cannot form a coherent sentence.

Shhh, let's listen in--
“We're just here to let the president know we're still waiting for an answer,” Miller said. “I don't think he'll ever answer. Just by judging the Democrats last week, others are listening. I think he's a hopeless case, but we need to reach Congress and the American people.”

Okey-dokey, well, that's crystal clear. How much wacky weed has this poor specimen been imbibing?

For gods' sake lady drop the bong and head immediately to the nearest remedial english course that handles your type (patchouli stinkin', slow talkin', droolin' hippie retards).

Oh, and eating lentils to shame America into your pathetic way of thinkin'?

Yeah (burp). The turkey was delish, thanks a bunch, have a nice day...Loser!