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Friday, November 25, 2005

Reid, Harry Reid

Super secret agent Senator Harry Reid recently returned to the country from another super secret mission to protect our liberty and way of life.

Looking dapper and cool he reclined on a sofa, resplendent in a dreamy leather bomber that highlights his taut pecs. His eyes narrowed through the dense cloud of cigar smoke when asked about his nemesis Osama Bin Laden.

"I heard today that he may have died in the earthquake that they had in Pakistan, seriously." Reid says that if that is the case, "that's good for the world."

Leaning back he assumed a judicious look as he swirled the amber hued brandy in the snifter. His manly, yet sensitive fingers warming the precious fluid.

"I'm not sure he is alive anymore. I think perhaps the earthquake took him down. I certainly hope so."

Of course when Harrowing Harry says Earthquake he's talking about the kind of carnage that only he can bring to the world's super villians. His hazel eyes glaze with a thousand yard stare, the dead eyed stare of a man who's coolly faced ravening hordes of savages and dispatched them as only he can.

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