Nope, No Terrorism Here...

Source: nwcn

Why is it when a Muslim-American, or as I prefer, an Islamotard, shoots up a group of jewish folk that never harmed him and were pointedly minding their own damn business and then proceeds to say something along these lines...

"I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel,"

The FBI feel compelled to make a statement like this...

FBI spokesman David Gomez said officials believe the suspect acted alone and is not affiliated with a foreign organization.

K?

Any proof there Dav-o? No? They teach you to spout this kind of nonsense in G-man school?

Let's recap for the slow and retarded.

1.) He's a Muslim, presumably a faithful adherent of the religion of crispy pieces spreading sunshine and puppies throughout the known universe.

2.) He explicitly stated a Jihadist motive while killing non-random, yet innocent folk, much like a...jihadist might?

3.) He's marvelously stupid, much like the majority of his fellow adherents to the religion of medium sized crispy pieces, original recipe of course (the spices are better, fool!).

So, when we put this data into our amazing law enforcement abacus of many wonders what answer is staring us in the face?

After years of LEO training and dedicated experience what's the conclusion our cappucino swilling agent comes to immediately after the shooting occured and they knew little more than the fact that our protagonist in this little tale was an adherent of the world's most quaint religion and had an IQ that would frighten a special ed teacher into renouncing their chosen profession?

FBI spokesman David Gomez said officials believe the suspect acted alone and is not affiliated with a foreign organization.

Exactly the conclusion I would have reached had I been viciously struck in the head several times with a dummy stick.

A reminder of all the Jihadi activity most definitely NOT taking place in America!

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