Calderon: Steady Dreamin'

Source: eluniversal

Calderon: "I imagine the Mexico-United States border not as a zone of walls and wire fences but as a zone of opportunities and of prosperity for Mexicans and Americans."

Jake: "I imagine that when I pass gas magical unicorns shoot out of my butt."

Jake's Gramma: "Sh&t in one hand, wish in another, see which fills up first."

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