China Breeding Giant Mutant Pigs As Tool Of World Domination!
This just in...
Well, okay, it's not giant (yet!), or necessarily part of a plan of world domination (yet!)...
BUT MUTANT PIGS PEOPLE! KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BIG PICTURE!
It's also been reported that a piglet born in Quanzhou in East China's Fujian province with two mouths and four eyes.
I bet they'd provide some crispy -- delicious mutant pork chops!
Mmmmm....Mutant pork chops!
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