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Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas Parody Songs


Get 'em while they're hot, folks!

Jake & I had fun hijacking a couple of Christmas songs to parody the loony left.

Please download Christmas Grinch and Christmas in Camp Casey (lyrics below) here, take a listen, and be sure to let us know what you think.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Grinch

You hate Christmas, ACLU
You’d like to see it die
You have all the gentle feelings
Of a NAMBLA Jamboree, ACLU

You like to kick puppies
And make children cry

You’re quite touchy, you atheists
You really like to squeal
If it’s all a bunch of hokum
Why do you make such a big deal, you atheists?

Your unmitigated arrogance
Is simply unreal

You hate Jesus, Michael Newdow
We all can hear you howl
Your heart is full of hatred
You’ve got cankers in your mind, Mr. Newdow

You’re a nasty lawyer
With an axe to grind

You’re multi-culti, Loony Left
You embrace most holidays
You have no beef with Kwanza
And Hanukah, oy vey! Loony left

Come to think of it, pretty much any holiday will do
Except Christmas day

Christmas in Camp Casey

George W is cruel and mean
The evilest man that you’ve ever seen
It’s Christmas in Camp Casey
And it’s time to cut and run

It’s nice you know to pimp our dead
While cuddling up with the MSM
Saddam Hussein you know, of course
Did nothing bad to them.

The flap is always open
Reporters pay a call
And Michael Moore before he’s gone
Will bash the troops and all

How grand it feels here in the fray
To have beefy cops to cart you away
I’m handing you no blarney
I’m a celebrity you know
It’s Christmas in Camp Casey
I don’t want to go back home

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