A Little Help Please

This is unbelievably last minute, I know and I'm sorry.

Mj & I are currently working on a 'war on Christmas' version of Mr. Grinch.

Here's how you can help.

Who are the biggest anti-christmas grinches out there. Who deserves to be referred to as a cuddly cactus? If you feel inspired take a crack at some lyrics, we have a version written, but I'm certain there are people a lot smarter than me out there (not Mj though, she's the smartest!)

To state the obvious, it must be someone nationally known.

Here's what we have so far--

Christmas Grinch

You hate Christmas, ACLU
You'd like to see it die
You have all the gentle feelings
Of a NAMBLA jamboree, ACLU

You like to kick puppies
And make children cry

You're quite touchy, you atheists
You really like to squeal
If it's all a bunch of hokum
Why do you make such a big deal, you atheists

Your unmitigated arrogance
Is simply unreal

You hate Jesus, Michael Newdow
We all can hear you howl
Your heart is full of hatred
You've got cankers in your mind, Michael Newdow

You're a nasty lawyer
With an axe to grind

You're multi-culti, Loony Left
You embrace most holidays
You have no beef with Kwanza
And Hanukah, Oh vey! Loony Left

Come to think of it, pretty much any holiday will do
Except Christmas day

We'll be recording it tomorrow, so don't dawdle!

If we use any we'll send the winner some homemade cookies and a copy of our CD (it's quite possibly the greatest Cd since Don King's hair!)

Don't delay -- we hope to record it this weekend!

As seen @
adam's blog

bloggin outloud

right wing nation

basil's blog

jo's cafe

third world county

bright and early

TMH's bacon bits

NIF

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