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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Different From Us

IRS Uses Special Computer for Bill Gates' Tax Return
Bill Gates said yesterday at a Microsoft conference in Lisbon that IRS has to store his financial data on a special computer because his fortune is so vast:

"My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers. So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer. Then they will send me another notice telling me how bad they feel they that they sent me a notice that was a mistake."
Maybe it's just me, but I feel if one attains such massive wealth that the IRS must steal alien technology form area 51 and build super computers merely to calculate your wealth...

You probably need to be spanked like a red-assed monkey!

H/T TaxProf Blog