I Dig Dumb People!

Did you know the Denver Post has a blog? Furthermore, were you aware that they make an extra effort to get "special needs" folks to write for it?

Really, take this for example...

Thank the gods it was Dick Cheney (“Shooter” for short), rather that an undocumented Mexican worker who blasted bird shot into the face, chest and heart of Harry Whittington. If he had been some schmuck named Jose from the wrong side of the Rio Grande, Texas and Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo would have declared war on Mexico already.

And thank the gods that my man Jose didn’t “accidentally” blast bird shot into the vice president’s heart, already weakened by four heart attacks, because if he had, the few national guardsmen not fighting in Iraq would be headed for the border, “big time”.

Yeah, cuz we've been soooooo belligerent toward Mexico, we are such meanies, I can't stand it!

Look, I appreciate the effort guys, but really, you can just get regular non-idiot writer's from now on, I won't mind a bit. And would you please return this specimen to their life of prostituition and cheezie-poofs before they suddenly get the idea that we want to read this tripe.

Thanks,
Jake

H/T The Lonewacko

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