This Better Be A Joke

I understand that the average Californian is a nice enough person. I even count several Califoricators among my friends, but this boggles the mind...

Democrats in the state legislature have had a busy year so far. They have tried to keep the punishment for a person possessing 24 items of child pornography from qualifying as a felony, they have produced legislation to put a moratorium on the death penalty, and "One Bill Gil" re-introduced his pet bill to grant driver's licenses to illegal immigrants.

Ummm, helloooo! Earth to Californians, we don't need less enforcement on those who predate our children. Look, I understand all that sunlight and clean air has driven most of you completely round the bend, so here's a little Chicago wisdom for ya.

People that have sex with children are the lowest of the low. They are scum of a peculiarly revolting variety. I do not care what prompted them to commit these heinous acts, I really don't. let me tell you what I do care about.

IT NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!

Now, there is a sure fire way to make absolutely certain that a molester never has the opportunity to offend again, and as an extra added bonus I know how to use that event to cut down on future offences, it's entirely possible the high level of grease in delicious Chicago style deep dish pizza explains my prodigious intellect, but we'll never know for sure.

Okay, first, when we catch someone abusing a child in any way shape or form and they are convicted by a jury of their peers, the first way we differ from our current losing system is they immediately enter a high speed program specifically designed to end their life in the most horrific manner possible. This will be referred to as the "Court Of Making Pedophiles Go Bye-Bye," catchy, I know.

Then, we will want to have several levels of truly obnoxious methods of dispatching these fiends. May I suggest hungry tigers and the perennial favorite, buried to the neck in hot desert sand and fire ants? A guaranteed crowd pleaser!

Then we televise these executions in graphic detail at an hour when most kiddies are tucked away for the night. I guarantee you, for those contemplating future bad acts this will be "must see TV."

Possessing just one piece of child porn should be a capital crime, twenty four pieces should get you fire ants in the scrotum as far as I'm concerned.

Come on California, let's at least pretend to care about the kids, okay?

H/T The LoneWacko

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