Druggies To Senator Kyl: No Fence Please...

We need our dope!

Source: AZstarnet

Kyl cuts 15 miles off planned border fence

U.S. Sen. Jon Kyl will shave the length of a proposed border fence by 15 miles to keep it out of the nationally recognized San Pedro River. The Arizona Republican will trim the 25-mile-long proposed fence west of Naco, he said in a written statement Friday, after learning from the Border Patrol that a 10-mile fence is all that's needed in that area to keep out illegal entrants. Originally, the Border Patrol recommended the 25-mile-long fence, he said.

Yeah, no pressure applied there!

Kyl's action was welcome news to environmentalists. They had been gearing up to oppose the longer fence on the grounds that it would block mammal and bird crossings as well as human migrants.
"We are pleased the San Pedro River is out of the equation," said Jenny Neeley of the Defenders of Wildlife's Tucson office. "We hope to work with the Border Patrol on planning for the rest of the border infrastructure, to make sure environmental considerations are included."

Jenny Neeley went on to say, "Of course this is where the smokin' bud comes in and nobody loves the spliff like an environmentalist." Her eyebrows waggled disjointedly. "Dude, I got the munchies."

Other noted environmentalists questioned who would cut thier lawns and wipe their children's asses. "Dude, after a long day of enviromenting, what? You expect me to take care of my kids? Come on, I'm too wasted, dude!"

I think we can all agree these poor, poor victims of the evil shrubs policies deserve their drugs and wage slaves. Let's do all we can to make sure they are never trusted with their children!

H/T The Minuteman Blog

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