Freedom Folks: Top 10 Better Names for Guest Worker Program

From the president on down, politicians are clamoring for a so-called guest worker program that would "legalize" the millions of ILLEGAL workers who have already flooded our country ILLEGALLY to work ILLEGALLY. They want to reward these ILLEGAL aliens who have broken our laws, taken jobs, and driven down wages with an invitation to stay and continue working here -- for a small fee -- but will indignantly assure you that it would not be amnesty, even though...

AMNESTY: A general pardon granted by a government, especially for political offenses.

I guess if these people that we've elected to represent us are willing to throw around the word amnesty as if they have a clue what it means, why would they hesitate to do the same with the phrase guest worker program?

GUEST: A distinguished visitor to whom the hospitality of an institution, city, or government is extended.

The last time I checked, guests receive an invitation before they come. Remind me why, exactly, our government wants to extend hospitality, at the expense of the American people, to ILLEGAL aliens? And why far too many Americans are sitting by, watching it happen, instead of standing up and doing Whatever it Takes to stop this insanity?

In an effort to assist our asshat politicians, who are clearly unable to come up with an accurate and honest name for their own bullshit policies, I've devised a short list of alternative names to help them out:

Top 10 Better Names for Guest Worker Program

#10
Anchor Babies-R-Us
#9
Social Security? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Social Security!
#8
Mi Casa es...Hey! Where did my casa go?
#7
9-11? I know I should know this one...
#6
Liveable Wages Are For Suckers
#5
But I Can't GET Votes the Regular Way
#4
Greedy Companies+Illegal Aliens=Citizen Abuse
#3
But Amnesty Has Always Worked Well Before. Always, Never -- WHATEVER!
#2
We need more diversity...welcome to America, Pedro, Luis, Juan, Jorge, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Sven, and Mgambo!

And the #1 Better Name for Guest Worker Programs is...

Can you say Los Estados Unidos de Inmigrantes Ilegales?