Another Thing That Most Definitely ISN'T Happening

Source: Investor's Business Daily

Whenever a leftist asshat visits this blog they almost invariably begin bleating about all the wonderful immigrants, perhaps they don't understand this blog is a corrective for the nonsensically biased media? Well, if that's all they didn't understand this would be a much better world.

Ahem, where was I? Ah yes, as our government crows over no Jihadi attacks since 9-11 and lunatic leftists seek to stretch all our necks for the jihadi's dull blade, let's recount exactly all the things that most defiitely didn't, couldn't have possibly happened or be happening as we speak...

An 18 year old Bosnian Muslim immigrant enters a mall in Salt Lake City and randomly kills men, women, and children. Armed to the teeth, he would have killed many more, except for an armed off-duty cop who killed him first.
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A 30-year-old Muslim man, Naveed Afzal Haq, goes on a shooting rampage at a Jewish community center in Seattle, announcing "I'm a Muslim-American; I'm angry at Israel."
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An Egyptian national, Hesham Mohamed Hadayet, shoots two and wounds three at an Israeli airline ticket counter at LAX.
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A bearded 21-year-old wannabe Muslim, named Joel Hinrichs, blows himself up by detonating a backpack filled with TATP (A Hezbollah and Hamas explosive of choice) outside a packed Oklahoma University football stadium.
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A 23-year-old student, Mohammed Ali Alayed, slashes the throat of a former Jewish friend in Houston after apparently a religious awakening.
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Two Muslim converts, John Muhammad and Lee Malvo, kill or wound 13 people in the DC area. Later, Muhammad describes his acts as part of a "prolonged terror campaign against America" around the first anniversary of an event he praised, 9/11/2001.
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A Muslim named Omeed Aziz Popal of Fremont, Calif., a self described terrorist, uses his SUV to kill a bicyclist and begins to run over pedestrians until police stop him.
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A 22-year-old Muslim, Ismail Yassin Mohamed, steals a car in and later a van in Minneapolis and goes on a ramming rampage against drivers and pedestrians. As he does this he repeatedly yells, “Die, die, die, kill, kill, kill," on “orders from Allah."
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A 22-year-old Iranian student, Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar, deliberately rams his SUV into a crowd at the University of North Carolina to "punish the government of the United States" for invading Iraq and other Muslim nations.

And how many more don't we know about?

No matter what, I'm certain it couldn't possibly be this. After all the government has assured me that all immigrants, even the ones who want to cut our heads off, or shoot us, or run us over with vehicles, or detonate suicide bombs etc. etc. ad nauseum, are a blessing to this country.

H/T Rafasix via Toni @ BCL

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