Demand?

Diplomats from Mexico and Central America on Monday demanded guest worker programs and the legalization of undocumented migrants in the United States, while criticizing a U.S. proposal for tougher border enforcement.

Demand?

Derbez has called the measure _ which passed the U.S. House of Representatives last month but still must go before the Senate _ "stupid and underhanded," but was somewhat more restrained on Monday, saying "it's not the Mexican government's position to tell the U.S. Senate what to do."

That's a nice change of pace.

Fox's spokesman, Ruben Aguilar, defended the administration's record on Monday, telling reporters that migration has declined in recent years, though official figures show it remains at historically high levels. Aguilar also said migrants "don't emigrate because they lack work, but rather for a series of other reasons, cultural reasons or better living conditions."

Boss, Boss, de plane, de plane! Welcome to this edition of "Fantasy Island." Today we'll be talking about why illegals cross the border, our good friend Ruben Aguilar has previously explained that jobs are not the reason, so we're left wondering here at Freedom Folks, what might the reasons be...

1.) Mexican hairstylists just don't provide the streaky highlights.

2.) Mexican bottled Coke tastes suspiciously like ass.

3.) A secret love for Taco Bell (yo queiro Taco Bell)

4.) Tequila's okay, but I love's me some fruity Merlot

5.) Vincente Fox keeps touching me!

Mystery solved!

Move along, nothing to see here.

h/t The LoneWacko

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