Stupid People Unite!

The "Bush Crimes Commission" strikes a blow for, well, for something, of that we can be sure.

A glowing list of luminaries (not) and spectacular lefties have joined together in a marvelous display of self-centered narcissism and crybabyism.

a little taste of the crazy, shhh, let's listen in...

Prior to the meeting of the Commission, teams with sufficient expertise will prepare preliminary indictments in each of the four areas, setting forth the scope of the Bush administration’s actions and how they contravene legal and moral norms for international behavior. At the meeting of the Commission, there will be four prosecution teams that organize the presentation of the evidence. This evidence will be documents as well as eyewitness testimony by victims and observers of the crimes alleged. The formal proceedings will be held in a public venue and all attempts will be made to publicize and broadcast its deliberations internationally. The Commission’s jury of conscience will come to verdicts and its findings will be published.

Or, if I may provide a translation, I'm just helpful like that.

We at the commission loathe George "McBushie McChimpie BusHitler" with an incandescant hate that will never be quenched. In the furtherance of our hate and marked juvenality we will convene a meeting of loopy leftists and professional screamers to rail on and on and on about how much we resent losing the last election, even though we had nothing to offer other than ridiculous platitudes and rank incoherency. Dammit! People still should have voted for US because we're just better people and we really care about really, really important stuff like Kyoto and the Long-tailed Thrush and it's rapidly shrinking eco-system. And another thing, this so-called president doesn't even speak well in public, nuklear indeed, I can hardly hold my head up in the salons of Europe when they laud me for my brave stand against this fascist regime...

It goes on in this vein for quite a while, for mercy and sanity's sake I made a decision to cut it off at this point. I'm sure we'll all be waiting with baited breath to learn of President Bush's fate at the hands of these powerful people.

h/t The Lonewacko