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Illegal educators for hire?

Hurdle in using these bilingual teachers: U.S. law prohibits it

Duh, ya think?

Dallas' school district has a shortage of bilingual teachers.

DISD trustee Joe May knows where he can find a lot of people who speak Spanish fluently and are already in the country. And he'd like to put them to work.

But there's at least one big hurdle: The school district cannot knowingly hire illegal immigrants because it's against federal law.

Now, I understand that not everybody does the logic thang, so I'm here for you baby. Let's take a moment and don our thinking caps...Okay, are you ready?

Why on earth do you think the Dallas School District might require such a large number of bilingual teachers?

Anybody?

Why, illegal aliens of course, don't worry though, I'm sure Mr. May has a plan...

Mr. May wants to amend that so the district can hire illegal immigrants who are college-educated and can qualify for the district's emergency teaching certification program. The issue will be discussed at the school board's policy briefing today.

That's right folks, you heard it here. Mr. May wants to break the law and hire illegal aliens to fill bilingual positions to teach...illegal immigrants!

Does your head hurt yet? Mine surely does. Onward we go...

But Joe Campos, executive manager of the League of United Latin American Citizens, said DISD should push to get the residency requirement waived.

"They can be good productive citizens," Mr. Campos said. "Why not give them the opportunity?"

Mr. May believes it's time to change laws to address illegal immigrants who have been in the U.S. for years.

"They're basically American people when you get down to it," he said.

No, Mr. May, they are not, and the fact that you don't understand that is this entire problem in a nutshell. I realize this sounds harsh to ears unaccustomed to the unvarnished truth, but here goes, if you ain't a citizen you may like the US, you may drink Coca-Cola, you may wear Gap Jeans, you may listen to rap music and ride a Harley. But you are not an American citizen.

Mr. May, may I move into your home and be "basically" a menber of your family? No? why not, isn't that precisely the specious logic you're employing here?

"Well, they broke in illegally, have stayed for years illegally, we might as well give'em what they want." Nice try Mr. May but I'm callin' you out for being a traitorous weasel and no kind of American worthy of the name (my email addy can be found on this blog if you care to contact me and get directions to where I'll kick your flabby un-American butt), You sir are a sad example of a Texan (click here for a much better example). If you think so little of citizenship in this great country sir why don't you move to your true home across the southern border sir?

LoneWacko dug up this interesting tidbit from mr. May's bio:Mr. May is a business opportunity specialist with the U.S. Small Business Administration, where he has been employed since 1980... From 1973 to 1980, Mr. May worked as an investigator for the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission... Mr. May's history of community service in the Dallas community includes two terms as president of the League of United Latin American Citizens and as board member of Operation SER-Jobs for Progress.

Well well, the picture does come a little clearer now. LULAC is a sorry ass shadow of the great pro-America group it once was. Now they are all about amnesty and playing the victim card. I only hope if you pursue this Mr. May, that you end in the pen with your asshat pals on the school board.

I hear the food is great! Lots of illegals there too, so you should feel right at home!

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