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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army?

Every time I think I've plumbed the depths of left leaning idiocy I find a new trough. The Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army being a near perfect example.

The folks @ the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army clearly have a deep and abiding love of hearing themselves type, and it's evident that coherent thought is not a plus in their sphere of reality...
CIRCA is reclaiming the art of Rebel Clowning, it's combatants don't pretend to be clowns, they are clowns, real trained clowns. Clowns that have run away from the anaemic safety of the circus and escaped the banality of kids parties, Fools that have thrown away their sceptres and broken the chains that shackled them to the throne.
I'm with them on the "fools" part. It continues...
CIRCA aims to make clowning dangerous again
Yeah, in the age of terrorism these "clowns" think their clowning is dangerous? Only a lefty could consider with a serious face returning clowning to it's "dangerous" roots!
A new model for a new type of army! While every brigade, platoon, infintry will have its own way of doing things, we are using this space to establish some type of common vocabulary so that when there is a muster of troops coming from far and wide, we can fall in together.
I think we've found the only "army" the left can support, and, the only one their suited to join! :)

After a two day "basic training" they provide some suggestions to keep 'in shape.'
1. Warm up of body and voice

Body exercises can include the following

* Stretches

* Slap outs

* Isolation Exercises

* Sun Salutations

3. Exercises to Release the inner clown

* Yippee

* Grandmother's Footsteps
One begins to understand why their not in the regular army, what with the "don't ask -- don't tell" policy and all.

It is beyond parody! If you have five ten minutes you don't care if you get back, more here.

A recent graduate of the Kamikazee Klown Kollege

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