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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Minutemen Attack?

This just in. NBC, America's favorite destination for liberal weenieness will be airing an episode of "Law And Order" tonight that features killer Minutemen.

Being a mover and shaker (not really) they sent me an advance copy of the script. Let's take a look --

DUM-DUM

(The Arizona sun beats down mercilessly on the pale white legs of our intrepid NY detectives. The hotel crime scene swirls with local cops and wind-breakered tech folks. A beefy local approaches the NY detectives.)

BL: So where you guys stayin'?

Tucker: (gives him a blank, big city cop stare and ignores his question) Whadd'ya got?

BL: Two dead Mexicans, in this room over here (he moves toward the open hotel room door, police folk move purposefully in and out the doorway, entering the dim room his beefy finger points) Okay, we got drug paraphernalia scattered around the room, several handguns on the dreeser and a bag full of cash under the bed.

Begger: You guys touch anything?

BL: No, no? hey, we get cable out here, you know.

Tucker: Good, well at least this is an easy one.

Begger: (nods)

BL: What do you mean?

Tucker: I'll bet it hardly took a "minute" to kill these poor bastards.

Begger: (laughs)

BL: I'm feelin' dumb here guys, what are you talkin' about?

Tucker: You dumb local! It was the Minutemen.

BL: (...)

Begger: Leave it to us pal, we know how evil they are.

BL: I think this might be a drug crime. (he points again, less confidently this time) These folks move a lot of the drugs around here, you know?

Tucker: (whirls on the local) So! Your a bigot too, you make me sick!

Begger: (nods)

Tucker: Looks like the only thing this Minuteman's gonna be guarding is a cell.

Begger: (laughs)

DUM-DUM

Cuz' you know, it's the evil Minutemen who are running around killing people.

See here and here and here.

This in stark contrast to this Here

The Minutemen have committed no crimes, have harmed no one unless you consider assisting law enforcement causing harm.

Thank god for brave organizations like NBC, who have taken the lead in showing us why we should be afraid of the Minutemen as opposed to the hordes of ILLEGALS who are actively, currently, presently killing, raping, defrauding American citizens.

I'll give you a big wet sloppy kiss if you can find one, one example of the Minutemen committing a crime. I couldn't.

So again, thanks NBC for feeding into the media hysteria against an organization that is attempting to keep us all safe. You have shown us in the clearest possible way who you support in this battle.
h/t The Minutemen Blog

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