Polls: Let's listen To The Idiots

Spinal Tap has a song called "Listen to the flower people." I'd like to update it to "Listen to the stuid people" in honor of those who espouse idiotic positions in the media and polls.

Listen to what the stupid people say
Ahhh
Listen, thier getting louder every day
Listen, thier like dolts out of the blue
Ahhh
Listen, media reports it to you

This article was the inspiration for this travesty.

The $ graf--

"The occupation forces should withdraw so that we can feel secure. Every day I feel panic when I go to college due to blasts and random shootings," said Israa Mohammad, a 22-year-old student interviewed on the campus of Baghdad University.

But the happy-happy-joy-joy continues--

In the campaign, it has been some Sunni Arab minority parties who, in common with rebel groups from the once-dominant Sunni community, have made foreign troop withdrawal a prime demand.

So, what can we glean from this outstanding hot steaming pile of "journalism"?

Stupid college students are a worldwide problem, and I for one, see no easy solutions.

Also, criminals are not keen on having the cops in country. This surprises Omar al-Ibadi and Aseel Kami why exactly? The two groups they mention are not the good guys of the piece.

This whole article is an artful attempt to capitalize on our ignorance of who's who in Iraq. Nice try guys, but we will fact check your ass!

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