When Smoking Crack...

For God's sake Tony, at the very least hide the pipe...

Source: examiner

White House compares illegal immigration to speeding

WASHINGTON - The White House on Friday said a Senate bill that would grant legal status to illegal immigrants is analogous to a traffic law that allows a speeder to pay a fine and continue driving.

"If you had a traffic ticket and you paid it, you're not forever a speeder, are you?" White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said in response to questions from The Examiner.

"So the fact is, you have paid your debt to society," he added. "And we have come up with a way to make sure that the debt to society gets paid. Then you move forward."

Oddly for a press secretary Mr. Snow was difficult to understand though he did mutter something about minty fresh illegal alien genitalia.

Other Republicans were not so sanguine...

The "traffic ticket" analogy raised eyebrows on Capitol Hill, where many House Republicans regard illegal immigration as a grave crime.

"I don't know if Tony meant to trivialize it or not," said Will Adams, spokesman for Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo. "But it's certainly misleading."

"The penalty for a speeding ticket is a fine," he added. "The penalty for being here illegally is being removed from this country. But the president doesn't want illegal aliens to go home."

Mr. Snow, after a mighty hit off the crack pipe continued...

Snow emphasized that illegals would have to pay fines, learn English and wait years for a chance at full citizenship.

Well sure Tone Loc, cuz Lord knows the Prez has been virtually draconian (and I do mean virtually) in his approach to enforcement of his beloved illegals thus far, I have every confidence we can expect more of the same due to his unwavering love of importing slaves.

Tony Snow, bringing us the truf about minty fresh illegal alien genitalia.

Thanks Tone!

H/T Sixmeatbuffet

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