Al Franken: Fluffer For The Left!

As every aficionado of porn knows, a good piece of wood doesn't just happen on it's own. No, it's nurtured, over time, until the explosive finale.

I had the misfortune of watching this drivel. Thank you as always political teen for pouring this bilge into our blissfully TV free home.

While perusing the wildly unfunny Mr. Franken I got to thinking about what function he serves in the twisted lefty community. As it unspooled and he got loonier and unfunnier it dawned on me.

He's their fluffer.

See, when your as morally and intellectually bankrupt as the left is these days you need something -- anything, to keep the juices flowing.

The fluffer fulfills a vital function. On set he or she keeps our hard working adult industry folks ready to spring into action at a moments notice. In the real world a fluffer, oh, let's call him Al, keeps folks in high dudgeon over things that really don't amount to a whole hill of beans.

Luckily for our fictional fluffer Al, his constituents are feeling a little hyper these days, so he's got lots to work with. Unfortunately, they have absolutely nothing to offer, so he's probably working overtime (I wonder if we could start a chapstick fund or something?).

Fortunately, their also complete loons, so he feels right at home.

In summation I would just like to say that I respect all hard-working Americans. I do not discriminate against those who cannot find honest work in a non-nasty field.

Oh, and we lucky bastards get this to get our juices flowing!

So, life is good.