This Just In: Democrats Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

I just had the misfortune of reading this.

In this AP article we learn that Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., one of Congress' most hawkish Democrats is a cheese eating surrender monkey. How frightening is it that this guy is one of the most hawkish Democrats in Congress?

Murtha estimated that all U.S. troops could be pulled out within six months. A decorated Vietnam veteran, he choked back tears during his remarks to reporters.

I got all the respect in the world for his service, unfortunately, rubbing shoulders with great Americans in Vietnam clearly didn't inoculate him against turning into a cheese eating surrender monkey.

Murtha, a Marine intelligence officer in Vietnam, angrily shot back at Cheney: "I like guys who've never been there that criticize us who've been there. I like that. I like guys who got five deferments and never been there and send people to war, and then don't like to hear suggestions about what needs to be done."

Referring to Bush, Murtha added: "I resent the fact, on Veterans Day, he criticized Democrats for criticizing them."

Ahhh, the chickenhawk argument. At this point I think we can safely assume the booze has eaten away his brain.

"The war in Iraq is not going as advertised. It is a flawed policy wrapped in illusion," Murtha said.

So, just to be clear, allow me to translate. "Since the war isn't going perfectly let's join with such monster weenies as corrupt France and Russia and hide our head in the sand until those mean old Jihadists are our best buddies.

Yeah, right!

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