Belgium splits up?
BRUSSELS -- Suddenly and shockingly, Belgium came to an end.Well, we knew one of these countries had to fall to Jihad sooner or later. But wait...
State television broke into regular programming late Wednesday with an urgent bulletin: The Dutch-speaking half of the country had declared independence and the king and queen had fled. Grainy pictures from the military airport showed dark silhouettes of a royal entourage boarding a plane.
Only after a half-hour did the station flash the message: "This is fiction."It was too late. Many Belgians had already fallen for the hoax.
Frantic viewers flooded the call center of RTBF, the station that aired the stunt. Embassies called Belgian authorities to find out what was going on, while foreign journalists scrambled to get confirmation.Now for the bizarro reason given that Belgium would have split...
The linguistic demons pitting Dutch-speaking Flanders in the north against French-speaking Wallonia in the south have been mostly quiet for the past two decades, ever since far-reaching autonomy was granted in the 1980s.Yeah, that's it, that's the real reason Belgium is going to split, sure.
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