I Crap You Negative

Source: The Sun (H/T Hot Air)

The Islamic religion prohibits Muslims from facing or turning their backs on the Kiblah — the direction of prayer — when they visit the lav.

Muslim lags claimed they have had to sit sideways on prison WCs.

But after pressure from faith leaders the Home Office has agreed to turn the existing toilets 90 degrees at HMP Brixton in London.

The Home Office refused to reveal the cost of the new facilities — part of an “on-going refurbishment”.

A Brixton jail officer had a refreshing suggestion...

“If they didn’t get locked up for committing crime they would not have this problem."

I'd ask what's next on the superhighway to dhimmitude, but I'm afraid of what the answer might be.

P.S. If anyone knows what "lag" means, please leave a definition in comments. I searched several British slang dictionaries online, and got nothing. ( 8-)

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